{"id":22903,"date":"2020-03-17T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-17T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-03-17T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2020-03-17T23:00:00","slug":"la-merienda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/relato\/la-merienda\/","title":{"rendered":"La merienda"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"Like\" data-post-id=\"22903\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"cookie\" data-already-liked=\"0\" style=\"border: 1px solid #d5d5d5;padding: 10px 15px;\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n            \t\t<span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n    <\/a>\r\n    \r\n<\/div><\/div><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">T. Lectura:<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">min.<\/span><\/span><p><span style=\"font-size:16px\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">En pijama de mi casa he salido<br \/>\nde atardecida camino a la tienda;<br \/>\ns&iacute;, aislada, pero no sin mi merienda,&nbsp;<br \/>\ntengo hambre, no quiero tener un vah&iacute;do.&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:16px\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">Un hombre se ha fijado en mi cohibido;<br \/>\no impresionado: yo es que estoy tremenda:<br \/>\nfemenina soy y llevo poca prenda.&nbsp;<br \/>\nLas tetas y el culo me mira muy ido.&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:16px\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">&quot;Diez euros&quot;, le digo, &quot;una mamadita,&nbsp;<br \/>\n&iquest;quiere usted que se la haga caballero?,&nbsp;<br \/>\ny por treinta euros una folladita&quot;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:16px\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif\">Por mi co&ntilde;o ya-ahh su polla transita,<br \/>\n(&iexcl;no busco un orgasmo-ohh, quiero el dinero!),<br \/>\ngrande y dura es, ahh, el sentido me quita.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">T. Lectura:<\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt; 1<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">min.<\/span><\/span>En pijama de mi casa he salido de atardecida camino a la tienda; s&iacute;, aislada, pero no sin mi merienda,&nbsp; tengo hambre, no quiero tener un vah&iacute;do.&nbsp; Un hombre se ha fijado en mi cohibido; o impresionado: yo es que estoy tremenda: femenina soy y llevo poca prenda.&nbsp; Las tetas y el culo me mira [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9944,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-22903","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-poesia-erotica"},"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9944"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cuentorelatos.com\/archivos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}